Trashing The Dead Is What I Do

The love-fest for dear old Teddy is in full swing in the media. (I might just toss my cookies.)
Let's look at some of Edward's accomplishments, shall we?

1. Got kicked out of Harvard for cheating. Hmmm rule/law breaking ran in the family. Look up Joe Kennedy.
2. Got off with 2 months probation for driving into a lake (most undoubtedly drunk) and leaving Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in the vehicle while he went back to his hotel to work on an alibi.
3. Was instrumental in Congress pulling all funding of the South Vietnamese after our troops were pulled out. This action directly led to the slaughter of thousands upon thousands of innocent people by the North Vietnamese.
4. He was a Kennedy, that in and of itself is enough to earn my scorn.

Do not be fooled; the world is a far better place without the esteemed "Lion of the Senate".


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Teddy Joins His Brothers In Hell

Oh, I'm gonna have a good day today! I'm quite sure the Mormon will do a jig when he hears that Senator Slimeball from Mass. is taking the eternal dirt nap. Let the media frenzy begin!! It will be such a joy to hear how we should all be saddened by the passing of this fatass piece'o'shit. I'm quite sure that Joe, John, Robert and Satan have welcomed him properly into Hell. Now if only the rest of Congress would follow Teddy's lead and drop fucking dead...


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Hate for Kennedy

Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly killed J.F.K and Sirhan Sirhan took out R.F.K.
So how in hell is it that nobody has gotten the worst of the bunch??? Ted Kennedy, the fat worthless blowhard of the family, has been permitted to stay in the U.S. Senate for over 40 years! Nobody has even taken a shot at the most dangerous of the Kennedy klan. (yes i spelled it "klan" for a reason.)

Let's go back to where this all began, shall we? The patriarch of America's first family (Joe Kennedy) was a bootlegger during prohibition. Basically the same as some drug lord importing drugs from Mexico, he imported booze from Canada to create his vast fortune. After the repeal of prohibition, the family fortune was used to influence politics. Joe, with the help of the Italian Mafia, bought union votes to get J.F.K. elected. Other than being the first modern POTUS to be assassinated in office J.F.K. accomplished little if anything at all. (the Cuban Missile Crisis is a joke so don't even bring that up)

We were spared any real damage from R.F.K. thanks to a well placed bullet before he could get elected. So "Teddy" was the next in line. Good ole Ted always liked the women and the booze just a wee bit too much. His hopes for the presidency ended with the "incident at Chappaquidik" in July of 1969. Somehow, the powers that be decided, that Ted didn't deserve to do any jail time for what equates to vehicular homicide in this case. You know since he is part of American royalty and all. This should have been the end of this lard ass.

Fast forward to present day 2009. HBO has a new documentary coming out soon that will shine a bright light on all the so-called good Teddy has done for us. Of course we all know you can't say anything bad about a Kennedy, so this will be a nice little love-fest for good ole Ted. With the news of an inoperable brain tumor slowly killing him, the left has been rewriting history to show what a great man Theodore was. I just wish he would kick off soon, because frankly, I'm tired of that whole damn family.


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